The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
