gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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