Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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