that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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