Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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