I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
