it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think my vagina is haunted
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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