I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
