she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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