Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
do herpes really smell.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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