if you like me you must not know who I am
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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