Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Boobs are out for the taking
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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