let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
