I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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