yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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