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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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• (760): View more from California

  oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.

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  Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.

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• (916): View more from California

  Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.

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• (310): View more from California

  No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.

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