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(910): View more from North Carolina

He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.

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(904): View more from Florida

my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.

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(361): View more from Texas

There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.

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(248): View more from Michigan

No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?

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(727): View more from Florida

I felt guilty, it was so good!

(1-727): View more from Florida

Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.

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(760): View more from California

he just fucked me for my cheese..

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(254): View more from Texas

I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?

(1-254): View more from Texas

That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!

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