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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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• (713): View more from Texas

  yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point

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• (516): View more from New York

  I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sext me about skeletons

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life

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