Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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