question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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