North Korea, Best Korea!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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