If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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