So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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