we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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