She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My vagina just recognized that song.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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