before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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