Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Semen is not good for contacts.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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