all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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