Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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