Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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