I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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