yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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