i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
accomplished twins. life is a go
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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