i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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