Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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