Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we're making bets on your personal life
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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