You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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