do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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