Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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