Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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