just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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