I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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