i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I can feel your judgement through the phone