I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So. Much. Porn.
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