i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
