Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.