doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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