I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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