I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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