4 words: hood of his car
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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