Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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