Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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