Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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