Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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