i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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