I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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