Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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