so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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