whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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