I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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