We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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