We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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