Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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