woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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