Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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