How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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