babies were throwing up all over the place
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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